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Have I Got News For You - Audience Tickets Now Available

It's been a long wait, but Have I Got News For You is back for a brand new series in April!

Free, live audience tickets are now available for the brand new series of Have I Got News For You, starting in April.

If you'd like to join Ian, Paul and their guests in the studio, simply apply for tickets by clicking your preferred date below.

Tickets are allocated via a ballot (note: they are not first-come-first-served) and you will be informed of your application status at least 10 days before each recording.

Recording dates currently open:

Thurs 7th April   - Click here to book

Thurs 14th April - Click here to book

Thurs 21st April - Click here to book

Thurs 28th April - Click here to book

Thurs 5th May   - Click here to book


Recording venue: The London Studios, Upper Ground, London, SE1 9LT
Doors open: 18:45

Record time: 19:15

Note: if the above links don't work please paste this link into your browser to apply for tickets:



TIMEOUT Recommendation: to the lazer cave this Saturday

to the lazer cave return for their 4th birthday!! 

We're very excited to be working with the guys over at to the lazer cave!!

The boys are back at ICan Studios this weekend for their 4th birthday and it is definitely not a night to miss!!

"It is the light in the dark night sky that signals the arrival of the lazer cave... the intense energy and curious sounds which leas us to it... the glistening core and the extraordinary experiences that await inside...where the lazer cave comes from no one knows but when it does, what is the best thing to do? Get inside it and have a freak'n party of course! YES. Night lords and disco warriors it is time to awaken, we have received the signal, it is time to return TO THE LAZER CAVE 4th Birthday WAREHOUSE PARTY XII."

"It’s back and we invite you to join us in experiencing the inner working of the cave...That means throwing a sick party and getting totally loose to the heaviest cosmic beats this side of Hackney. Get ready for a seriously stonking episode that is going to have you walking sideways and covered in glitter till Easter. AND YES this party is extra special as we celebrate our 4TH BIRTHDAY PARTY - This means cracking some serious budget to orchestrate the most pumped experiential rave we've ever thrown."

Very limited advanced tickets available here

This week's Time Out...

Check out their DISCO DIGITS:

8702 mixtape plays on Soundcloud
8640 cans of Red Stripe drunk (3.8 tonnes)
2314 cans of cider drunk (1.2 tonnes)
5,857 tickets bought
2376 people who've followed us on social media
707 litres of spirits drunk
378 rolls of tin foil given away
87 litres of smoke machine fluid up in smoke
72 team meetings
48% tickets bought by women (average)
40 lazers purchased
37 kilos of silver confetti up in the air
25 friends who volunteered to help
23 hour after party (lazer cave team record)
22 guest DJs
14 events
13 hours average set up time per party
11 warehouse parties
10 mixtapes
8 venues
5 lazer cave organisers
4 festivals
3 resident DJs
2 Watts - average size of lazer cave primary display laser
1 mission to do things differently
0 pounds taken as profit

Time Out says:

"This warehousey party in east London combines tacky '70s B-movie references with hi-NRG disco, cosmic house and electro, with resident space cadets providing the tunes. There'll be thousands of laser beams at every turn, special effects, actors getting into character, makeup artists to transform you into a cosmic disco warrior and a laser maze. If you didn't get it before, these guys really like lasers. To sum up, imagine a Buck Rogers-themed party held at Laser Quest with sweatbox disco and cosmic funk soundtrack."

Order your tickets here



Undergound Supper Club: Five-Star Dining, Underground Prices

Basement Galley - back with a set of monthly pop-ups

The Underground Supper Club 2014 

Kicking off 2014, the guys at Basement Galley have put together a set of events starting on the 31st of January (which is already sold out!) and running every month this year. 

We're very happy to be working closely with Basement Galley and strongly recommend getting down to one of the sittings - definitely an experience like no other!

Expect to see delicious dishes such as celeriac & garlic cream with duck bacon, sweet chestnut mousse with blueberry ice cream and, of course, Basement Galley's trademark fizzy G&T jelly.

Each dish in the typically five-or six-course menu is carefully designed to complement each of the others.

Limited tickets are available - £38 per person (all drinks extra) book here 

Next Event - Feb. 7th



Staff Pick Of The Week

RELAPSE014 this Saturday at Sound Control

Relapse014 @ Sound Control   

Relapse014 @ Sound Control


RELAPSE is back once again and this time with a very special Drum & Bass and Jungle special. Expect the freshest beats with one of the finest atmospheres at a North West rave. If you missed their last night, you missed out, so make sure you don’t do so again!

Limited tickets available here

Alongside their headliners (DOC SCOTT, EQUINOX & BLADERUNNER), the boys at Relapse have some of the freshest talent the North West has to offer!



London Recommendation: BOUNTY 002

After their successful launch in August....the boys at Bounty are back!

To welcome Bounty to the Ticket Text family, we're offering tickets to their 18th of October show with no booking fee!

There is only one batch of tickets for this event so be sure to grab an advanced one before they go! 

See you down there! 

Tickets here