TicketText Scanner App!


**It’s a TicketText update klaxon!**


The new & updated TicketText Scanner App has been released!  

We’ve added some new features and improved the old system so you can have the best TicketText experience possible!


Here’s everything you need to know...

You will never need to print out a guestlist again. The app allows you to control your guestlist with ease using your smartphone or tablet. The app is connected to our live servers so once you have scanned a guest’s e-ticket the app will instantly update, allowing you to track up to the minute sales for all of your events. You can even keep events on sale once your show has started so you can continue selling tickets throughout the night!

Guest can’t find their barcode? Not a problem! Search your list by name and swipe right or tap on a guest’s name to check them in.

Avoid long queues and complaints at the venue. By setting up multiple box office staff on the app you can sign in guests simultaneously. Speedy and efficient.

Need to make a last minute line up change? Simply click through from the app to your promoter page to manage your event in real time.


Forget paper lists and ticket counters, download the TicketText scanner app TODAY!




Rhod Gilbert at The Backyard Comedy Club


For the past 20 years, The Backyard Comedy Club has been one of the most beloved London comedy venues. Located in the East End, comedian Lee Hurst founded the purpose-built comedy venue that has become a platform for the world's biggest comedy stars whilst still supporting the best in upcoming talent.

Alongside their wildly popular weekly shows, aptly named Thursday, Friday and Saturday Night at The Backyard Comedy Club, the venue is home to a large selection of comedy nights that cater for specialities ranging from health to musicals to evenings of unnecessary detail; if you want to laugh about it, The Backyard Comedy Club will have a night that lets you.

The best of the best perform at The Backyard Comedy Club, Russell Howard doesn't believe there's a better comedy club in the world, and in October Rhod Gilbert is performing a special one off charity night with The Comedy Hump to raise funds for the Velindre Cancer Centre. The centre supplies specialist treatment to over 1.5 million people across South East Wales and beyond. Based just outside of Cardiff, every year they treat over 5,000 new referrals and around 50,000 outpatients.

Surely there's no better way to spend an evening then in the presence of a hilarious Welshman raising money for charity? No, we don't think there is either. 

October 3rd 7.30pm

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Rabbit Rabbit presents Off The Cuff Comedy!!


Rabbit Rabbit presents Off The Cuff Comedy!!

Off The Cuff Comedy is a brand new (and we think a new favourite!) comedy night at an awesome new venue! Featuring a hand-picked selection of some of the funniest, coolest and weirdest up-and-coming AND well established comedians in the UK today – OTC Comedy hits Herne Hill on the last Wednesday of every month. In May we bring you these brilliant acts:

Jordan Brookes – Nominee: Best Show - Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2017.

Bec Hill – Dara O’Briain’s Go8Bit. 

Ali Brice – “The inventive edge of the comedy scene” The Times ****

Harriet Dyer – BBC Radio4 Extra, Absolute Radio. 

With more to be announced! All performing in one of the most unusual and friendly venues we’ve been to in years. Hailed as ‘The Cavern Club of South London’, come and check this space out before all the hipsters get whiff.



We're Hiring!



TicketText is looking for an enthusiastic graduate to join our team in Kings Cross. 

About Us

Established in 2013, TicketText is a rapidly growing live entertainment group. Specialists in the comedy sector, we have operating divisions in B2B and B2C ticketing, content, live promotions and venue management.

Our clients include the likes of Micky Flanagan, Jason Manford, Have I Got News For You, and a huge number of other comedians, comedy clubs, agents and venues.  

We also run our venue in the heart of Kings Cross called 2Northdown where we host an array of comedy shows, acoustic gigs and spoken word.

The team is young, dynamic, small and friendly and the office environment is relaxed but hard working. The office is shared with two other lovely companies, one of them has a dog who wears a jumper!

On occasion, we all work evenings, attending and helping out with shows and the (very) occasional weekend. We’re a social team and have drinks in the office on a Friday evening, as well as going for team lunches. (We also love an excuse for a monthly team day out. This month we’re off trampolining!)

 The Job

Being a small team, you will be supporting all aspects of the company, becoming involved in a number of different areas where you will learn a huge amount.

There is massive opportunity to grow within the company and develop your position.

Some of the day-to-day tasks include:

Marketing and Sales

  • Creating content for all social media accounts (read: create original content yourself or source funny content from the interwebs)
  • Help with maintaining social media accounts 
  • Creating, sending and manage HTML email campaigns 
  • General office admin
  • Assisting with new business and sourcing leads
  • Assisting in content writing for our websites and blogs

Client Management

·      Supporting our account managers and assisting clients where necessary

·      Responding to client requests and queries via email and over the phone

Admin/ General

  • Helping generally with shows in the venue (located below the office)
  • Assisting generally with the sales and marketing admin
  • Customer service enquiries

About you

We’re looking for a recent graduate, with a passion for comedy and live entertainment. You will be organised, friendly, and hard working (ideally) with a great sense of humour. There will be some work in the evening required so flexibility is a must. 

To apply - please send your CV to [email protected]



Festival of The Spoken Nerd New Show Dates!


The much loved trio of geeks are back with just TWO nights of extreme nerdity. The nerds are recording their latest tour show over two nights in London for DVD and download. Be part of the audience by booking below. Two nights, muchos nerdity! Don’t miss this ‘resplendently geeky trio’ (The Times) as they put the “oooh” into zoology, the “fun” into fundamental theorem of calculus and the “recursion” into recursion in the ultimate show for nerds. And non-nerds.

You Can’t Polish A Nerd DVD recording – Wednesday 27th June

You Can’t Polish A Nerd DVD recording – Thursday 28th June


A whole weekend of comedy?! ARGComFest is BACK!!


A whole weekend of comedy?! ARGComFest is BACK!!

A whole weekend of comedy?! No. Way! Yes. Way!! Yep, you read right, The Actually Rather Good Comedy Festival is back for a seventh year! And it’s not to be missed! It’s an entire weekend of unsolicited comedy fun taking place on the 7th and 8th of July. I mean, is there anything better than a whole weekend of laughter, we think not…

As with previous years they'll be bringing the spirit of the Fringe to East London, filling the labyrinthine Shoreditch Town Hall with the finest comedy talent the world has to offer. Over the weekend there will be forty eight full-length previews with twelve comperes hosting three intimate stages of the very best shows heading up to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. The festival runs from midday until 10pm on both the Saturday and Sunday. You can book for one day or the whole weekend and come and go as you please. It’s quite literally your festival to do what you wish with and tailor as you fancy. It’s quite the done thing for people to miss a slot in order to get food, although it’s equally common for hardcore fans to stay from start to finish – it’s your choice! 

The festival brings an attentively curated programme of sixty comedians — from big name TV favourites to up-and-coming newcomers. In 2016, ARGComFest became the first major comedy festival to have a gender balanced programme and it continues to champion diversity and representation within comedy. Who wouldn’t want to support that!

There’s tickets for the full weekend as well as Saturday or Sunday day tickets. On top of this, each ticket type comes in super early bird, early bird, or standard varieties — the tickets are cheaper the earlier you buy them so don’t miss out!

Grab your tickets HERE and for more info about the event please follow this link to the ARGCom Fest website. Be the cool kid this July, grab some mates or head solo to the hottest festival in town!


Edinburgh previews time! Brand new show dates released!


Edinburgh previews time! Brand new show dates released!


Hello there comedy lovers!

The deadline for Edinburgh applications closed yesterday so that only means one thing…it’s preview time again!! Oh yes, comedy clubs up and down the country will be playing host to hoards of comedians uttering their brand new funny words in the hope for the response of resounding lols!

Book to be one of the first to hear the musings of some comedy masterminds before they head up to the gold paved cobbled streets of Edinburgh and other comedy festivals up and down the country. Many shows preview two comedians in one night – that’s two shows for the price of one, what a bargain, will the fabulous news ever end?! These shows are comedy at their most fresh and exciting, don’t miss out, tell your friends and inject some laughter into your week.

Direct links below for some of our tops picks! Keep your eyes peeled and browse the TicketText site for your favourite comedian, chances are they’ll be coming to a comedy club near you…!

PBJ Previews!

Manford’s Comedy Club (multiple locations)!

Chambers chuckles! 

2Northdown tasties!

Backyard Comedy banter!

Monkey Barrel bangers!

Boat Show Comedy crackers!

Get Comedy giggles!

CKP top picks!




Introducing...the launch of our new homepage!


Introducing...the launch of our new homepage!


As you will notice (if you’ve visited and booked with us before) we have a shiny, new homepage! We are rather happy about this. If you haven’t visited us before, hi and welcome, we’re glad to have you! We’ve got many exciting ventures and shows coming up this year with hundreds of amazing venues and promoters bringing you the very best in live comedy, theatre, circus and much more across the UK.

If you don’t know much about us yet, TicketText was founded with the core belief of enabling secure digital technology to make it easy and convenient for fans to get tickets directly on their mobile devises. So, if you want fast, efficient mobile ticket buying and selling we’re your people. Booking tickets with us is super easy, please have a peruse around our site and we’re sure you’ll find an event to tickle your fancy. If you’d like to sell tickets for your event(s) with us – fantastic, please email us at: [email protected]. If you are interested in listing with us we offer bespoke promotion and advertising for your events to reach our database of fans and customers, through our many marketing avenues. Reach more people, who want to book tickets to quality events…boom, everyone’s winning.

We also have our own, newly renovated live performance venue - 2Northdown, located in the heart of kings cross, a stone’s throw away from the station, kitted out with full technical facilities and with disability access. Having opened in April 2017, it has had an incredibly successful genesis with top comedians, corporate and commercial companies, musicians and more hosting events to very happy customers and audiences. If you would like to put on an event, hire out the space for a rehearsal, conference or meeting or put on a glittering show please send us an email at: [email protected], we’ll be very happy to help.

We’d like to take this opportunity to thank all who have ever booked or listed with us. Here’s to a cracking year ahead filled with the very best live entertainment! Enjoy perusing!


Celebrating 250 years of circus, come and see the greatest show!!


Celebrating 250 years of circus, come and see the greatest show!!

Ever dreamt of running away with the circus and leaving all the humdrum behind? Well, the company behind Moscow State Circus have created a new slice of circus for you to escape into and leave the winter blues behind…

CIRCUS EXTREME is a new death-defying, awe-inspiring circus show launching at Event City in Manchester to celebrate 250 years of circus performance! The show has been five years in the making and features some of the most talented performers in the world. From 9th – 25th February Event City will be hosting this one-of-a-kind performance. The show merges modern and contemporary styles with extreme stunts and classic clown escapades, many of the stunts have not yet been seen in the UK and are sure to leave you on the edge of your seat!

With matinee and evening shows, this is a fantastic family friendly treat with something for everyone. If you’re a petrolhead, theatre-goer, thrill seeker or wanting to see one of the greatest shows of its time, make sure to get your TICKETS fast! Come and celebrate 250 years of the weird, the wonderful, the extreme and amazing and head to the CIRCUS!!